Feign Interest in My Writing and Sign Up For My New Book’s Email List

There’s a sticky post at the top of the site (or go here) where you can sign up for the email list for my new book, Pale Blue Scratch. It’s currently being drafted but will soon be advancing to the later, less unattractive stages.

Most of what I send out on the list will be blog posts for the worldwide consumption but it won’t be until a week or so later, like all those deadlines at work you miss.

If you sign up or the list I will send out emails relevant to the book, which will include:

1. Writing about the book;
2. Book excerpts;
3. Images with quotes from the book;
4. Videos related to the story’s subject matter (hint: “zap!”);
5. Information about crowdfunding for the book (because you need another person in your life asking for money);
6. Nothing about what Hacksaw Jim Duggan is doing

If you sign up you have my guarantee that I will not bake you a pie or call the cops on you, although those things wouldn’t happen if you ignored the list anyway. However, I can be convinced to do these things if you’d like. The first step to convincing me is signing up for the email list. See how it all works?